My Life sounds dull when I write it out in this so from now on I'm trying a new thing, I'm going to write places and people as their most likely substitute from a film, TV show or book for my own personal amusement, not yours.
This Blog shall be the Potterblog:

Bonkers, best strange word to describe my last two weeks,
I went back to Hogwarts the Thursday before last cause Cho Chang was starting courses there that semester. It wasn't a bad day but I eventually became a substitute tour guide cause I'd been there a semester already and I knew where everything was, or so I would have them believe. It was going to be a long day from the get-go because that night, on a whim, I planned to go out to Hogsmeade for the first time and to see how much Firewhisky i could stand. To start I had to wait around for a few hours for Cormac Mclaggen and Cedric Diggory to meet me at the Leaky Cauldron so we could have pre-hogsmeade drinks. We hung around there for an hour till about 9ish playing gobstones and then we caught the night bus into civic, on the way we got to chat to this Mundugus guy who looked as though he'd already balanced out teh amount of alchol in his body in comparison to blood. Once we got to Hogsmeade we set to it, shots first in a club i nearly didn’t get into cause of my shoes, Aurors are douches.
From there things got better, we went pretty much everywhere, met up with loads of people, Hogs Heads was fun as! Best music and dancing, drinks! had this crazy drink called an ABC (Warning against) and I wasn’t drunk yet, i was a tad wobbly but not within reason, But had some fun belting out songs with Ginny, Sirius, Pavarti, Ernie, Seamus, Katie and Draco. It eventually became midnight and Cormac and Cedric left me 10 galleons and left so they could get a lift with Seamus and Ginny home, ditching me there because I had planned to stay somewhere the night with them. I didn’t have to worry though; Draco set me up so I could stay at Katie Bells house with him, Sirius and Pavarti. From there we had some more fun, drinking, had a drinking race with Tom the bartender and we capped off the night with going to Academy to dance like mad! Cover charge was there though so that sucked dragon balls, last drink was though. Caught a maxi-broom home and it cost me all my galleons, sickles and nuts, we were pretty much cleaned out by that but we made it there and we got settled in. Took a while though, didn't get to sleep till about 3-4ish, thank Sirius for that. But we woke up eventually and had a decent breakfast thanks to Pavarti and Katie and we watched Supernatural before Draco drove me to Civic where I went and got a free Iced chocolate from the cute girl that works at the Three Broomsticks. And I, like a wimp, didn’t work up the nerve to go talk to her afterward.
That was last week.

This week I'm back at Hogwarts and its been a bit hectic yet I think I've managed to keep up with the works, though I secretly haven't ordered my books from Flourish and blotts yet but they are now on their way I assume. I really really need them; I have a twelve-inch essay on one of the chapters in the book due next Friday. But apart from that things have been good, I've been working harder and I'm happy with that, most of my classes are at good times even, cept Theology with Professor Binns can still set ya to sleep. Found out our placements for field experience as teacher, I won't say where for obvious reasons but I will say I'm happy with where I'm going to be. Anyway after we found out all that stuff we had the rest of the day to enjoy so Lavender Brown, Susan Bones and myself went to go see Harry Potter 6, I was seeing it a second time but hey, its an awesome movie, I'll watch it twice, shut up and enjoy my popcorn. That was a good day or should I say Magical day?

Ive also started to become 80 years older, ive started doing puzzles, not cool chinese ones, i mean jigsaws, not even jigsaws of cool things, jigsaws of landscapes. I'm one step away from knitting a wicked awesome cross-stitch.

Also I might have Hypertension, Number 3 on my list of ailments.

To be continued, with less entertainment and more harry potter conversions.
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